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Twas The Night Before The Night Before The Night Before Christmas

This is the non-rhyming, progressively dissimilar, adult child version of the classic Christmas poem. As the title implies… ‘Twas the night before the night before the night before Christmas, (Meaning...

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Youth These Days, Always Looking For The Quick Fix

My twenty-year-old son is funny, and by “funny”, I mean he doesn’t have the best sense of forethought. He’s also lacking in the time management department. Right now, he’s congested – oh woe is him –...

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Night Terrors Are Really Terrifying

This blog post is more of a public service announcement. When my boys were little, they had night terrors. My younger son had them so bad that every day for an entire summer – about an hour or so after...

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10 Super-Amazing Wondrous Things That Will Happen To You When You Become A...

Note to my readers (again): please remember, don’t take me too seriously. This is what I call “dark” humour. It’s supposed to sound a little bit evil. Monday’s post reminded me of something – that...

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Nobody Really Wants Advice

It’s cold outside these days. Damn cold. So cold that walking to the bus or waiting for the train – without gloves or a hat – can be problematic. But there’s my twenty-year-old son, running out the...

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20 Really Useful Tips For Better “MOM” Time Management

Related Articles: The Housewife Job Description Do you have the right qualifications? I can listen to loud techno music for literally hours on end without ACTUALLY poking my eyes out. I want to though....

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Survivor Woman: A Day In The Life

My husband likes to watch the show Survivorman. If you’ve never seen it, it’s about this guy named Les Stroud who goes out into the wilderness with no water, no food, nobody, and he tries to survive....

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How To Stay Calm When Everyone Around You Is Flipping Out

I’ve always thought of myself as the mellow one in the family. I’ve never, in a fit of anger, broken up pieces of wood in the basement with my bare hands, and I only backed into my grandfather’s car...

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I Am Mother, Hear Me Roar

We’ve all heard stories of mothers doing crazy things to protect their children, and while I’ve never had to lift a car off of anybody – knock on wood – I will say that I have that same boundless and...

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Girls Poop Too

A few people in my family – my know-it-all, young adult, precocious, I raised them, what am I complaining about, children – think the word “feminism” is outdated. We have this discussion quite...

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